"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
so sick of tumblr romanticizing T͚̪̩͇̩͈͖͙̤̣͖͙͍̬̦̝͖̕͜ͅͅH͈͇̮̠̳̘̰̳̹͕̫̬̥͙̼͓͜͠E͏̵̵̢͎͇̼̭͓ ̴̡̖̣̙͍̘͎̰̱͇̯̼̩̘̮̞̬̜͈̀̀͠V̸҉̛̻͕̟̙̞̪̞̳̕Ǫ̶̢͉̻̣̟̪̬̺̣̭̟͈͙̯̳̞̼̗̺͝I̡͚̘̣̙͚͈̮̦̝͓̲̞̪͜D̶̥͖̣͍͔̳͕͎̭̥
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
for the love of god
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this
Jon rip them boys a new asshole
Jon is what more white people need to be like